Tumblr (3.0; @hippie-vans)http://hippie-vans.tumblr.com/<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://baby-scars.tumblr.com/post/50917010988/yahoo-is-going-to-delete-every-blog-that-doesnt">baby-scars</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>yahoo is going to delete every blog that doesn’t reblog my selfies sorry i don’t make the rules</p> </blockquote>http://hippie-vans.tumblr.com/post/51246567624http://hippie-vans.tumblr.com/post/51246567624Fri, 24 May 2013 16:29:56 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://renkos.tumblr.com/post/50516405500/sir-will-you-please-stop-doing-the-worm-your-wife">renkos</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>sir will you please stop doing the worm your wife is in labor </p> </blockquote>http://hippie-vans.tumblr.com/post/51246093489http://hippie-vans.tumblr.com/post/51246093489Fri, 24 May 2013 16:23:07 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://babyferaligator.tumblr.com/post/45198987145/urinatings-fact-ocean-this-is-not-a-fact-i">babyferaligator</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://urinatings.tumblr.com/post/45198897600/fact-ocean">urinatings</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>FACT: ocean</p> </blockquote> <p>this is not a fact i asked my mom</p> </blockquote>http://hippie-vans.tumblr.com/post/51243642688http://hippie-vans.tumblr.com/post/51243642688Fri, 24 May 2013 15:47:32 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b9950188ab9249687801b938278e49b4/tumblr_mmyp8bEVSx1s18rvno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://eclisy.tumblr.com/post/50792060450/bambisociety-ilukjehfgabjdhfgkb">eclisy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bambisociety.tumblr.com/post/50790313166/ilukjehfgabjdhfgkb-dsflkjsndfhlgjksebgblfkgjhnb">bambisociety</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>iluKJEHFGABJDHFGKB DSFLKJSNDFHLGJKSEBGBLFKGJHNB that noise i made was not human</p> </blockquote> <p>oh my. leo. </p> </blockquote>http://hippie-vans.tumblr.com/post/51242009231http://hippie-vans.tumblr.com/post/51242009231Fri, 24 May 2013 15:22:44 -0400<blockquote> <div> <div> <p>I always plan conversations that I’m never gonna have</p> </div> </div> </blockquote>http://hippie-vans.tumblr.com/post/51231526171http://hippie-vans.tumblr.com/post/51231526171Fri, 24 May 2013 12:21:00 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://castielofasgard.tumblr.com/post/51044465434">castielofasgard</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/51beac20077d24155fbb9a8f64d87f21/tumblr_inline_mn6jvi00V31qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/2311ac30872f215f94ea0cf4164e3277/tumblr_inline_mn6jy3T4bv1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/2370243469c3d1cd1c0d672fc19075b8/tumblr_inline_mn6jysQscB1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/ede49f9475c6217fdaf0505d2e09fa71/tumblr_inline_mn6jz9eqXt1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/b592968ee69d0e3ae8b1bc6079fe9fc9/tumblr_inline_mn6jzvwAYD1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/bb479cd0c8cf6219a05560379efc4bc9/tumblr_inline_mn6k08m1EI1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/a3347f42c395fb3d075c902a14f0d525/tumblr_inline_mn6k0dcHGe1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/43b0c2dbfc5ceef404615e566b2ad268/tumblr_inline_mn6k0lBp1l1qz4rgp.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/be72b1ac004a69cd1252092d47aa2848/tumblr_inline_mn6k1dRMRH1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/976107472ba8cc3b2eac84e19cedb9fd/tumblr_inline_mn6k1kHZTm1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/63c197bb16280fdfab54439136e0331b/tumblr_inline_mn6k2wPRIW1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/9be8ab3be84817dd0d2ffbf363e300f5/tumblr_inline_mn6k3yP4s61qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/5df650be6bd3a5f14f1f1b1735c579ca/tumblr_inline_mn6k4oE1QI1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/f664a7b1af9fe9e08dcead0ae159fd6c/tumblr_inline_mn6k4owJ6s1qz4rgp.bmp"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/6f5880b2c2abdb4bc4685126654cd172/tumblr_inline_mn6k6hh3161qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> </blockquote> <p></p>http://hippie-vans.tumblr.com/post/51207051300http://hippie-vans.tumblr.com/post/51207051300Fri, 24 May 2013 01:18:37 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7a37dfc0979a45a7552306feaf6d1d20/tumblr_mn8uwpLOq21rux9f7o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f6dfd6a43581950403f9a374f42d9622/tumblr_mn8uwpLOq21rux9f7o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f75d126a98d798f1b649cda192615abe/tumblr_mn8uwpLOq21rux9f7o4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/deb3f195394eced5fddfd363b3d2b68b/tumblr_mn8uwpLOq21rux9f7o5_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/07973d64d806b197c000a41e9a57d8d7/tumblr_mn8uwpLOq21rux9f7o6_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/db920166b28dac4c0934508122b32c94/tumblr_mn8uwpLOq21rux9f7o7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f5600c8dfdbb33fdf97338f2ef2b5130/tumblr_mn8uwpLOq21rux9f7o8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0a3240604005e14c134a4f7f906369f4/tumblr_mn8uwpLOq21rux9f7o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lucleon.tumblr.com/post/51178911626/iamjacks-completelack-ofsurprise-will-smith">lucleon</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://iamjacks-completelack-ofsurprise.tumblr.com/post/51138155569/will-smith-embarrassing-jaden-has-got-to-be-one-of">iamjacks-completelack-ofsurprise</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Will Smith embarrassing Jaden has got to be one of my all time favorite things</p> </blockquote> <p>who is the teenage son?</p> </blockquote>http://hippie-vans.tumblr.com/post/51206676235http://hippie-vans.tumblr.com/post/51206676235Fri, 24 May 2013 01:10:51 -0400<blockquote> <p>uNFOLLOWER?????</p> <p>THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND LEAVE</p> </blockquote>http://hippie-vans.tumblr.com/post/51205913212http://hippie-vans.tumblr.com/post/51205913212Fri, 24 May 2013 00:56:02 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tyleroakley.tumblr.com/post/50668176077/australiansanta-thesociallyawkwardasian">tyleroakley</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://australiansanta.tumblr.com/post/49764303546/thesociallyawkwardasian-queerlava">australiansanta</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thesociallyawkwardasian.tumblr.com/post/49763969981">thesociallyawkwardasian</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://queerlava.tumblr.com/post/49763863187/thesociallyawkwardasian-how-do-mermaids-have">queerlava</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thesociallyawkwardasian.tumblr.com/post/49763755648">thesociallyawkwardasian</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>how do mermaids have babies</p> </blockquote> <p>do you think the people who play teletubbies feel horny on set sometimes</p> </blockquote> <p>why didn’t tarzan have a beard</p> </blockquote> <p>how many things are there</p> </blockquote> <p>why</p> </blockquote>http://hippie-vans.tumblr.com/post/51136141334http://hippie-vans.tumblr.com/post/51136141334Thu, 23 May 2013 03:56:04 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7570bd5e8816bce7de423dd917f9ac34/tumblr_mjx3pc7kwM1rmarkto1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://missmonomi.tumblr.com/post/51034461711/swiggity-swaggy-i-am-the-baggie">missmonomi</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/swiggity-swaggy-i-am-the-baggie">#swiggity swag i am the bag</a></p> </blockquote>http://hippie-vans.tumblr.com/post/51135999840http://hippie-vans.tumblr.com/post/51135999840Thu, 23 May 2013 03:51:02 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://greenmariosmansion.tumblr.com/post/48891758898/sir-could-you-please-put-away-your-yugioh-cards">greenmariosmansion</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“sir could you please put away your yugioh cards? this is a job interview”</p> </blockquote>http://hippie-vans.tumblr.com/post/51135727305http://hippie-vans.tumblr.com/post/51135727305Thu, 23 May 2013 03:41:38 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7d408978edc332750414d8c22671ee03/tumblr_mmdqgw9O9W1sojzw8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://hippie-vans.tumblr.com/post/51135644666http://hippie-vans.tumblr.com/post/51135644666Thu, 23 May 2013 03:38:42 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bmoburns.tumblr.com/post/50710829117/oomshi-soup-that-tastes-great-is-souper-may-i">bmoburns</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://oomshi.tumblr.com/post/50710568543/soup-that-tastes-great-is-souper">oomshi</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>soup that tastes great is souper</p> </blockquote> <p>may i interest you in a bowl of canned u not</p> </blockquote>http://hippie-vans.tumblr.com/post/51135573268http://hippie-vans.tumblr.com/post/51135573268Thu, 23 May 2013 03:36:13 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/364408ba74446b5705bbfb11b08a9a4f/tumblr_mn2ajlPXmz1sr50mxo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>Jewemy</p>http://hippie-vans.tumblr.com/post/51135536608http://hippie-vans.tumblr.com/post/51135536608Thu, 23 May 2013 03:34:54 -0400student: can i borrow a pencil<br /> teacher: i don't know, CAN you?<br /> student: yes, also colloquial irregularities occur frequently in any language and since you and the rest of our present company understood my intended meaning being particular about the distinctions between "can" and "may" is purely pedantic and arguably pretentioushttp://hippie-vans.tumblr.com/post/51135361334http://hippie-vans.tumblr.com/post/51135361334Thu, 23 May 2013 03:28:53 -0400family: treats you like shit<br /> family: constantly tells you how lazy and ungrateful you are<br /> family: says that you'll never have a successful future<br /> family: jokes around about things they know you're insecure about<br /> family: scoffs and makes fun of you for the things you enjoy<br /> family: are completely fucking surprised and offended that you don't like being around them and are eager to move out or get as far away as possiblehttp://hippie-vans.tumblr.com/post/51135135349http://hippie-vans.tumblr.com/post/51135135349Thu, 23 May 2013 03:21:33 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bigstupidbaby.tumblr.com/post/50419034744">bigstupidbaby</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>ugh mums are so annoying ‘clean ur room take out the trash im worried about your mental health why is there a dead guy in the living room’ ha ha yeah ok whatever mum</p> </blockquote>http://hippie-vans.tumblr.com/post/51106085656http://hippie-vans.tumblr.com/post/51106085656Wed, 22 May 2013 19:41:25 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://snazziest.tumblr.com/post/46988481387/im-reading-your-palm-and-it-says-it-belongs-on-my">snazziest</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt</p> </blockquote>http://hippie-vans.tumblr.com/post/51103192054http://hippie-vans.tumblr.com/post/51103192054Wed, 22 May 2013 19:02:13 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theanti90smovement.tumblr.com/post/50877155509/cute-nicknames-to-call-ur-boyfriend-girlfriend-dr">theanti90smovement</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>cute nicknames to call ur boyfriend/girlfriend</p> <ul><li>dr phil</li> <li>dr phil </li> <li>dr phil</li> <li>dr phil</li> </ul></blockquote>http://hippie-vans.tumblr.com/post/51093265786http://hippie-vans.tumblr.com/post/51093265786Wed, 22 May 2013 16:51:35 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://10000bc.tumblr.com/post/50695531663/fuck-i-hate-when-children-cry-like-why-cant-you">10000bc</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>fuck i hate when children cry like why cant you just internalize your emotions like the rest of us</p> </blockquote>http://hippie-vans.tumblr.com/post/51093259063http://hippie-vans.tumblr.com/post/51093259063Wed, 22 May 2013 16:51:30 -0400